December 2010
76 posts
Can someone please tell Hit Record Joe that he’s posting on Tumblr at the EXACT moment I’m google imaging Nina from ‘3rd Rock’?
That's a lotta onion curls
Hey guys! Hot money saving tip here - if you purchase $50,000 worth of gift cards from The Keg (or more!) you get a %15 discount. Cool possibility, Keg bro!
“I’m only going skiing to make dad happy, so it’s like I’m...”
– Me. I drove my brother and pregnant siser-in-law to the airport early this morning because they’re lending me their car so I can use their ski equipment at my parents’ place over the break. I am the embodiement of the holiday spirit.
“I HATED HIM SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST MET HIM *softly and quickly* even though I...”
– Kathy Lee Gifford
“Do you know what was nice when you were trapped in that sarcophagus? That you...”
– Kate right now on ‘Days of Our Lives’
“The way Leo’s hair fell on his face was…sublime”
– Me to a coworker. We’re using relaxed holiday work time to congratulate ourselves on having Leo as a heart throb when we were young, and establishing that he’s superior to Zac Efron in every way.
Watchthedailywhat:
Just Because of the Day: The cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 saying the word “Christmas” over and over and over for two minutes straight.
Also: Christmas.
[blogtown.]
I made a rule to not reblog stuff from Daily What because everyone follows it anyway but this really applies to me personally so…
“You are not taking my son’s eye!”
– Sammy Brady. TV on my desk is getting put to good use during relaxed pre-Christmas work week.
'Oh Tabitha' lyrics
Tabitha’s gonna come and make mine this Christmas… OH TABITHA Tabby’s gonna come and make him mine this Christmas Tabby’s gonna come and make him mine, mine Oh TABITHA Tabby’s gonna come and make him mine this Christmas Tabby’s gonna come and make him mine, mine Oh Tabitha
TABITHA If you get this invocation Won’t you help me out I know you’re kinda...
new year's resolutions appearing like magic
alex: who’s that?
dean: *looking at facebook* some bitch i hate
alex: shocker
“…and introducing Chewbacca’s family!”
– this, which i always forget exists
I'm watching my first full episode of Oprah
ajokelife:
She is a sex prude and a relationship prude and a love prude. Why do people watch this person?
Sex is Oprah’s worst thing.
“I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood...”
– Winona Ryder on Mel Gibson (via ohheybill)
“I’ll die in the name of honor!”
– Nicolas Cage, apparently
“Footlong ham on whole wheat no toasted with cheese?”
– The subway employee who I hate for insisting on letting everyone in that place know that I’m sloppy and poor
“Don’t go to Iqaluit! we can make Grand Bend&Snap happen”
– David. When I day dreamed out loud this weekend about moving to the capital of Nunavut my friends hatched a plan to turn Grand Bend into a homofriendly small town.
