January 2010
67 posts
Alex: Can Miss America drink during her reigning year?
Dean: Ya just like no coke or pictures of her taking body shots.
Alex: Miss Kamloops can't wear jeans.
“From the state where you have the freedom to wear a seat belt because you want...”
– Miss Wisconsin, doin’ her part for Freedom in the Miss America Pageant.
Why are female comedians generally so excruciating...
ajokelife:
2burgers2fries2dietcokes:
dbizzle:
There are a few exceptions who make me laugh, but for the most part female comedians are just. not. funny. I wish they were. Not trying to be all against my gender or something stupid that a stupid person might accuse me of, ha. It’s just true.
Couldn’t agree with you less. Obviously you’ve just never seen good ones. And posts like this...
Daytime Demons
Yerxa: Was there ever a demon on a soap opera?
Dean: Duh, the devil was in Marlene.
Kirby: Hecuba's a demon.
“You meet a man at party and have a fantastic conversation. He blows you away...”
– Mo’nique to Vivica Fox
“My other son wants to be a falconer.”
– Lucy “Xena” Lawless
The puppies are back! The puppies are back! Click... →
“Would a mother be planning a sex tour of Vietnam this spring?”
– Jenna Maroney (via leothegreat)
planettampon:
Ghostface Killah - Be Easy
“Amy, I need you to give me more face.”
– friend Sasha, she just said this in our office with complete sincerity
from my fave Star Doll blog...
Friday, December 11, 2009
My letter to stardoll.com
I didn’t send this letter on my normal account, because i think i’d get banned for this letter, but if and when I can send it to them, oh boy I will…. Believe me, I literally poured my heart out in this letter, it’s like a page long. Sorry if this offends anyone, BLAME STARDOLL, THEY MADE ME WRITE IT. I’ve actually...
“You know I live a Magnum lifestyle”
– Trey Songz
“Mentally…I could not have had this party a year ago.”
– Sheree (via prettiestgirl)
“I love Akon. I saw him perform at the Apollo Theater. I took my daughter to see...”
– The Countress LuAnn de Lesseps
“Thankfully, she’s much more than a pair of boutique high heels and a dirty...”
– Pitchfork on Nicki Minaj’s work on “We Are Young Money”
